Pussy men

Let's talk about pussy men! Yeah, you heard me right... PUSSY MEN! They come in all sizes and colors, but the last one I met came in a medium body size (coz I never came to see the inside body coz he turned out to be too much of a pussy) and in black and white... Black skin, white teeth! 

Pussy men, they will flirt with you, tell you how much they like you, hug you, touch and scratch your legs... and brake your stockings too, invite you all the time to go out, never to stay in! That is if they don't also talk incessantly to you about their ex-girlfriends!

I have been lucky, since recently, cause I have never encountered one of them, at least not one I was interested. But I guess my lucky stream has finally been broken with this one specimen!

Luckily for me tomorrow is Carnival and I am going as a sexy angel... will post the pics in my next entry, promise! And, luckily, I might find some non pussy man willing to stay indoors with me! lol

And as far as this specimen and all the other pussy men of this world, PLEASE! try to stay out of my life! Prego!

Greetings Earthlings

I am so outta practice that I don't really know what to talk to you about, except perhaps for the fact that today I finally realized that not only I must be from another planet (Planet Silvia) but I have also been in hibernation for a very long time, and on a very long trip through galaxies and asteroid fields. 

Today I found out about the earthquake in Haiti, that Obama is growing gray hair already, and one of my best friends has been getting reacquainted with an old flame, ended up been a couple, and already split up. In other words, as long as my friend is concerned, it is still business as usual, at least for me. Cause she is exactly in the same single condition as she was the last time I spoke to her! No wonder they say life is weird, I should know better, I hold a Master's Degree on Weirdness!

And besides the fact of been more connected to my Mother Ship than to this planet's affairs, the fact of having been absorbed by an Internet black hole didn't help a bit!

It is amazing to think how we communicate nowadays. How much we rely on technology and science to make our everyday lives whole. When was the last time any of you bought a stamp at the post office? Does any of you know how much a stamp costs these days? Cause I certainly don't! I haven't penned a letter since... I don't even remember the date! Which also made me realize that all my friends really live in my computer. 

The world has been shrinking since the day a couple of nerds invented the PC in their garage. It has shrunk so much that people don't even live in their home towns all their lives... as it used to be in a not too far away past, but in a really too faraway galaxy it seems. In the time span of six months 5 of my friends have moved. They haven't upgraded their respective homes, but moved to other cities, even countries or continents. And since I had a bit of a crash when I landed today, it's gonna cost me a fortune in airfare just to go on visit them. Cause on top of all that the "beam me up Scotty" of my Mother Ship isn't working too well either.

I guess I'm stock in this time and place for now, better make the best out of it! Gone watching CNN online, see if I can find another gray hair in Obama's head. 

This is Major Tom, signing off now.