It sounds weird, I know... But I swear it is the truth!
Remember I told you about these two guys fighting over my attention???? Well, one of them wanted Keyla to marry us, she was gonna be the priest officiating the ceremony. All that, cause she was the one who introduced us.
When it became clear I wasn't going to do shit with him, not even a little kiss... He started trying everything that had worked for him in the past... without any positive results for him, of course! lol
On the other hand, I was starting to feel oppressed with his passes, so... I suggested he should dance with Keyla... I didn't even waited for an answer, I just walked away and let them be.
Half an hour later, I turned around and they weren't only dancing... they were making out! Heavy stuff making out! hahahaha
My little device worked perfect for me, I was able to get rid of the unsuitable suitor, plus Keyla seemed to have found a partner in crime.
And that's when it occurred to me... My groom had eloped with the priest! lol
Needless to say that he didn't get it... she did! And just like that, when the time for goodbyes came, and all of us thought they were gonna leave together... Keyla surprised us all, by saying goodnight to the groom, leaving him all dressed and ready in the altar!
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