Today the wind has slowed down a little. It is more pleasant to go out at night and don't find yourself fighting over the sand that got into your mouth or in your eyes! This has open a world of possibilities, like eating by the beach under the pale moonlight... and don't find crunchiness in every bite!
I keep meeting characters in this hotel I'm staying at... Today it was the turn for CJ and his protégé... CJ been a former reggaeton radio station's dj, now turned reggaeton artists' manager, he started conversing with me while I was trying to write something here! Anyway, in the end he made sure to find out if I was single or else! hahaha He was so obvious! hahaha At one point he asked: "OMG! Won't your husband get jealous if he sees me talking to you???" hahahaha
Well, I don't have a husband... but a jealous hotel manager, perhaps! lol Just one of the many that find me so attractive lately!
I went by the pool to have a smoke and there was a woman talking to the top of her lungs (probably drunk, cause I think I saw her jaywalking the lawn) on how she just had her first sexual experience... with sodomy! She was so excited, I think she was still cumming! Nevertheless, it was pretty interesting what she was saying about her backdoor exit experience... She was lamenting all the years wasted with a negative whenever the opportunity had arised!
CJ is back, and the hotel manager is marking his territory! hahaha He hasn't left my side, just in case! He even gave me a kiss!!!! Men are really something! They never cease to amaze me.
Anyway... the manager has left, CJ came downstairs again... to talk to me, obviously! (told you! attraction is on my side, lol) I will go out to the terrace... the view tonight is spectacular. There is a full moon and everything seems to be covered by a silvery mantle... SHIT!!! They just said the elevator has broken!!!! And I am in the 7th floor!!!!! I think I saw a nice couch in the lobby... I'll only need a blanket, and I'm all set!
Well, goodnight fellas... 'til another day!
Thursday, 12 March 2009
Tuesday, 10 March 2009
Don't get my weird success with men!
I was going to tell you about the abysmal differences between the non existing 800 number and the invisible 24-7 customer service versus the detailed service received once at the Barcelona Airport... But for some reason, that it's something that can wait for now. I'll explain myself...
I have been trying to understand something that has me completely bewildered, to say the least! And I am talking about men, of course!
For some reasons that are obvious to me, but somehow are escaping the rest:
I am feeling older and uglier than ever before, cause the lines around my eyes are more visible now than ever. I am feeling (and probably cause I AM) fatter than ever!... when I look at myself in the mirror, I can see little bulges coming off my underarms and off the back of my sundress!
My stomach seems to have developed a sudden attraction for gravity, cause it keeps falling down... and my ass is not fit for a white woman!... I have a Jennifer Lopez ass!!! Can' t seem to keep it in place no matter what I try! Even when I'm wearing jeans, or any other kind of pants (which, by the way, I hate!) my ass keeps coming off the back... and my stomach coming off the front! I rather stand up until my legs and feet swell, than sit down and have all that mass come out like The Blob, flooding over my pants like in a horror movie!
But, despite all that... Men are falling around me like flies on the honey! Don't get it, really. It is the lowest I have ever felt about myself, but somehow it is the most attractive I have been to them!
They keep paying me compliments about my EYES! (the ones that have more lines than a Martian landscape!) ... my body! For crying out loud! The body that looks like one of those Spanish sausages that put me where I am now!!!!...... All and all, I have more success with men nowadays that I had in a very, very long time!! Still don't get it, but I swear it's the truth! I even had two guys fighting over me a couple of weeks ago!
Not that I don't like the attention, but it's kinda weird... if you know what I mean.
I started going to the gym before my trip to PR, cause I have to do something about that gravity thingy, and because I am tired of looking at myself and kinda see my aunt in the mirror!!!! That my friends, it's a horror movie in itself!!!
But I also have to stop eating the so many good things they have in Spain! That ain't helping at all, I know! Keeping fit was easier when I lived elsewhere! There are so many things for what I am hating Spain right now!!!!! But one thing at a time... first of all, put an end to the Wes Craven film of my life! That might do the trick... in the mean time, I will console myself with the studs that keep coming at me!
I have been trying to understand something that has me completely bewildered, to say the least! And I am talking about men, of course!
For some reasons that are obvious to me, but somehow are escaping the rest:
I am feeling older and uglier than ever before, cause the lines around my eyes are more visible now than ever. I am feeling (and probably cause I AM) fatter than ever!... when I look at myself in the mirror, I can see little bulges coming off my underarms and off the back of my sundress!
My stomach seems to have developed a sudden attraction for gravity, cause it keeps falling down... and my ass is not fit for a white woman!... I have a Jennifer Lopez ass!!! Can' t seem to keep it in place no matter what I try! Even when I'm wearing jeans, or any other kind of pants (which, by the way, I hate!) my ass keeps coming off the back... and my stomach coming off the front! I rather stand up until my legs and feet swell, than sit down and have all that mass come out like The Blob, flooding over my pants like in a horror movie!
But, despite all that... Men are falling around me like flies on the honey! Don't get it, really. It is the lowest I have ever felt about myself, but somehow it is the most attractive I have been to them!
They keep paying me compliments about my EYES! (the ones that have more lines than a Martian landscape!) ... my body! For crying out loud! The body that looks like one of those Spanish sausages that put me where I am now!!!!...... All and all, I have more success with men nowadays that I had in a very, very long time!! Still don't get it, but I swear it's the truth! I even had two guys fighting over me a couple of weeks ago!
Not that I don't like the attention, but it's kinda weird... if you know what I mean.
I started going to the gym before my trip to PR, cause I have to do something about that gravity thingy, and because I am tired of looking at myself and kinda see my aunt in the mirror!!!! That my friends, it's a horror movie in itself!!!
But I also have to stop eating the so many good things they have in Spain! That ain't helping at all, I know! Keeping fit was easier when I lived elsewhere! There are so many things for what I am hating Spain right now!!!!! But one thing at a time... first of all, put an end to the Wes Craven film of my life! That might do the trick... in the mean time, I will console myself with the studs that keep coming at me!
Friday, 6 March 2009
Weather of the Caribbean... The curse of the Tropical Storm
And here I am, in "sunny" Puerto Rico... So far the sun has only showed its face today and just for a little while. Still is windy as hell and because of the bad weather, going out has been out of the question!
To give you an idea, yesterday I waited more than an hour to get a taxi! Not even taxi drivers adventure out when there is bad weather. After all, it is understandable... the streets collapse with traffic jams, just because the lack of alternate routes and also, because three quarters of them are under 2 feet of water.
Electricity also fails. It only takes a knocked down line by the strong winds to have half the Metropolitan area without working semaphores for a while... and if, on top of it, you add the fact that there probably are one and a half cars per person... well, you do the math! But I tell you, in reality feels like been in the middle of total chaos!
Despite the heavy wind, a shy little sun emerged today between the dark clouds. A sign from heaven to go down to the pool... Unfortunately, the pool faces North and the hotel is just south of its lonely water hole... the sun doesn't reach the coral stones that surround the little pond. It even makes a big shadow over the small strip of beach behind it! Looking at the angle of the casted shadows, I would guess that around this time of year, it probably is early in the morning the only time suitable to sunbathe by the swimming pool. Just my luck! Cause frankly, I am not a morning person at all! If required to wake up early in the morning, I rather stay up all night... it is the only way I can remain sharp. Otherwise, I will look and feel as in a wake... MINE!
Anyway, I hope for a sunnier day tomorrow... in the mean time, I will probably go to the sancta sanctorum of my room to watch a movie, read my book, or something... Maybe I'll go out tonight... gotta be ready, just in case. Right!
To give you an idea, yesterday I waited more than an hour to get a taxi! Not even taxi drivers adventure out when there is bad weather. After all, it is understandable... the streets collapse with traffic jams, just because the lack of alternate routes and also, because three quarters of them are under 2 feet of water.
Electricity also fails. It only takes a knocked down line by the strong winds to have half the Metropolitan area without working semaphores for a while... and if, on top of it, you add the fact that there probably are one and a half cars per person... well, you do the math! But I tell you, in reality feels like been in the middle of total chaos!
Despite the heavy wind, a shy little sun emerged today between the dark clouds. A sign from heaven to go down to the pool... Unfortunately, the pool faces North and the hotel is just south of its lonely water hole... the sun doesn't reach the coral stones that surround the little pond. It even makes a big shadow over the small strip of beach behind it! Looking at the angle of the casted shadows, I would guess that around this time of year, it probably is early in the morning the only time suitable to sunbathe by the swimming pool. Just my luck! Cause frankly, I am not a morning person at all! If required to wake up early in the morning, I rather stay up all night... it is the only way I can remain sharp. Otherwise, I will look and feel as in a wake... MINE!
Anyway, I hope for a sunnier day tomorrow... in the mean time, I will probably go to the sancta sanctorum of my room to watch a movie, read my book, or something... Maybe I'll go out tonight... gotta be ready, just in case. Right!
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