Chatting with Jonny was like: 'Almost...' and 'The same as...'

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest: -'I almost had an affair with another woman'
-The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'
-The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped'
-The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.'
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
-The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that! You didn't put any money in the poor box!'
-The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'

A friend sent me this joke, and after LMAO... I remembered my sex chatting days with Jonny!

Those were the good old days when Jonny would talk to me almost every day, and sheltered by the sanctity of the chatting window, he would make all kinds of advances! I did too!

I fondly remember how it all started... It was me, of course, who made the first sexy comment... But then again, he followed! I remember how slow he was on his responses, and just like that, very spontaneously (my trademark!) I said to him: 'If you fuck like you talk I will never cum!'

That must have made an impression on him (lol), cause on the following days he invited me to shower with him... Unfortunately, back then we were miles apart and my answer was an obvious 'no'... There was no point on the affirmative since the deed could not be taken to the next level. Although I wanted to! It was a few conversations after that I returned the favor, inviting him this time to join me in the shower... since his replies hadn't got any faster, I added: 'do you wanna rub my back?'... to what he then jumped hastily: 'I will rub a lot more than your back'

As our private joke became a favorite in every conversation we had, Jonny became bolder... I mean, he got really bold for a Swedish guy! Until one day, when he replied to me: 'Don't worry, I will always make you cum'

Months have past since that, and as I grew more and more fond of him... he grew more and more apart from me! When we were finally living in the same city, all the rubbing and cumin promises disappeared into thin air... on his behalf, that is. Cause I would have happily complied to all! But Mr. Drama..... Well, I guess his Swedish upbringing didn't help! In a way, I am still waiting for the old Jonny to come back!

The thing is, dunno if Jonny is a catholic, or if he ever got himself into that kind of penance... but when I read the joke my friend sent me, I couldn't help thinking of Jonny and all the things that were said between us... How I dismissed him when he tried to tell me he liked me... how things were never the same afterward... But, according to the Irish priest, we have already done it! And it was really beautiful!